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|Non-working magical vacuum cleaner NO RESERVE
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Thanks for looking at my auction! You are bidding on one shop vac that has been dropped into a pool. You see, one night, some of my buddies and I got pretty fucking drunk, and we knew that the shop vac could pick up all kinds of shit, so we decided to see if it could drain the pool at our apartment complex.
Needless to say, it didn't really work. BUT! The vacuum created some kind of inter-dimensional warp or some shit like that which allows time travel. Well, it did until my friend Mark shoved a God-damn orange in the end and blew the fucking motor. Dumb ass.
Anyway, if you're interested in time travel, you can own (and possibly fix!) this marvel. My roomies and I just bought a new shop vac. We're still paying off the damage we did to the pool that night, so I'm hoping to get some dough from this thing. Good luck, and feel free to email me if you have any quesions. Thanks for bidding!
Ours looks like this:
but is WAY more awesome. Comes with all the options. Buyer pays shipping in the US.
Non-working magical vacuum cleaner NO RESERVE (Item #134267410)
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