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Here we have a 25 year old lazy punk wannabe. He likes anything that makes him look smart. he lives at home with his annoying mom that resembles the Lauraine character from MadTV almost exactly. he is 5' 1", weighs 130...with fake leg weighs 145. blonde spikey hair, blue eyes, "hip cool" goat tee. resembles the chef boyardee beefy boy. he is not a very good worker, and once got fired from two jobs in the same week. one of which was wal*mart, the other was pizza hut. he likes stanley kubrik films, andrew vachss books, and any type of underground music that is presently "cool" among "deep thinkers". has very bad pseudo-intellectual tendencies, and very awful work habits. he is a bigtime "butt"loaf, with an ego the size of the sears tower. he answers to the name of "Thom". Reserve is low, because we don't want him any more.
shipping is 327.20 third class mail.
On 07/12/99 at 21:11:56 PDT, seller added the following information:
ok, actual height and weight is 5' 10", 135 WITH fake leg, 127 without.