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Name our newborn baby with your brand / corp.
Item # 1450837129
Antiques & Art:Art: Fine:Multiple Techniques
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Currently $112.52 First bid $9.99
Quantity 1 # of bids 23 bid history
Time left 8 days, 10 hours +
Location In his Mother's tummy till Sunday 7-29-01
Country/Region USA/Orange County
Started Jul-27-01 18:03:13 PDT envelope mail this auction to a friend
Ends Aug-06-01 18:03:13 PDT watch this item watch this item
Seller (Rating) cruzstudio (33) star about me
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High bid coyote-work (29) star
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Win the opportunity to name our newborn son

As seen on the Today show with Katy Couric Mr. and Mrs. Black are offering you the chance to bid on their newborn child if you have the winning bid your corporation or organization will be granted the legal rights to the child's first name which will be carried through life. Just imagine the God like power this will give you over a human being and this investment is a sure fire way to make money advertising your products or service. Just think what the little tyke will mean to the public at large with a name like Kellogg's Black, or Xerox Black, or how about Compaq Black catchy aint it? Sure he may take a beating at school with a name like Carnation Black, or Microsoft Black but think of the opportunity for celebrity status with his own sitcom on the Warners Brothers network with a name like IBM Black. If being a corporate criminal means selling your child into slavery well then Brother sign me up because I hear the call of the auctioneer. You are bidding on an original art work titled No Name Baby painted with acrylics on a torn section from a brown paper bag. Fred is a self-taught artist that likes to paint and sell on ebay.

Title: No Name Baby
Measures: 12 x 17 inches
Acrylic on brown paper bag

Frame or matting not included

*Baby is a registered trademark of the Inc.Corp.*

Perk up your home or office with this original collectible art by Fred Cruz.

Good luck in your bidding
and thanks for looking in!

Anything but FAG Bearing Corp. Daddy.


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Image is Copyrighted by Fred Cruz 2001

Click here Cruz Studio To find out more about this artist and see current works

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Item # 1450837129
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