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FOR SALE:  DEAD KITTENS!$&*!(
Item #2436351563
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Currently $150.00 First bid $16.00
Quantity 1 # of bids 5 (bid history) (with emails)
Time left Auction has ended. Location Houston, Tx
Started 06/20/99 19:43:08 PST  envelope(mail this auction to a friend)
Ends 06/30/99 22:40:35 PST  [Gift Alert](request a gift alert)
Seller bigjohnie(0)
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High bid assreamer@aol.com(5)
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AWWW, AREN'T THEY SO CUTE?
Some people (not me), think they're cuter dead. I listened to the public and... HERE THEY ARE!
You'd better act fast, these cats are going fast and the SPCA has my number on speed dial.

Limited Time Offer:  You choose the method of death, I kill them.
Popular Methods: Drowning, hanging, 'let's see how far this cat can fly', and death-by-butt-rape.


This is a picture of my neighbors cat. Darling isn't it?
Act now and this is the cat can be yours!

Buyer pays for shipping and whatever instruments used in death.
Buyer also pays for plastic bag and whatever fluids required to keep it preserved.

Coming soon: Pre-Tortured Monkeys and Sexually Abused Hamsters!


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