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(to seller)	Currently	$9.99		First bid	$9.99
	Quantity	1		# of bids	0 (bid history) (with emails)
	Time left	Auction has ended.		Location	Potentate's Palace
				Country	United States
	Started	Mar-01-00 18:03:19 PST		(mail this auction to a friend)
	Ends	Mar-04-00 18:03:19 PST		(request a gift alert)
	Seller (Rating)	the_paperweight_potentate (438)
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	High bid	--
	Payment	Money Order/Cashiers Checks, Personal Checks, See item description for payment methods accepted
	Shipping	Buyer pays actual shipping charges, Will ship to United States only
	Relist item	Seller: Didn't sell your item the first time? eBay will refund your relisting fee if it sells the second time around. Relist this item.

FIRST BIDDER GETS TEN PERCENT OFF OF FINAL PRICE IF THE FIRST BIDDER WINS THIS. Family and friends have been begging me to get rid of it. They says it has to go. They are just plain sick and tired of my puns, the slapstick, my pratfalls and the practical jokes. That is why I have decided to sell my sense of humor to the highest bidder. Winner gets one sheet of blank paper representing my sense of humor. Free postage. I am not responsible though if it doesn't "take" or if it returns home. AND NOW FOR THE OTHER WARNINGS: ...DO NOT INGEST. NOT A TOY. DO NOT THROW IN THE AIR. NOT INTENDED AS A LIFE SAVING FLOTATION DEVISE. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. THIS IS NOT A LADDER. PLEASE DO NOT USE FOR ONE FULL HOUR AFTER EATING A MEAL. IF YOU EXPERIENCE DIZZYNESS OR FATIGUE, DISCONTINUE USE AND SEE A DOCTOR. MAY NOT BE MACHINE WASHED. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR USE ON DOMESTIC ANIMALS. DO NOT INSERT THIS OR ANY OTHER OBJECT IN YOUR EAR CANAL. Search words: funny, fun, silly, laugh, joke, ha, ha, he, he, snicker, smile, grin, chuckle. ;-)

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