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10 FINGERS..........USE THEM OR EAT THEM!!!

Item #273237375

(to seller)   (to bidder) If you are the seller or the high bidder - now what?	Currently	$0.01		First bid	$0.01
	Quantity	1		# of bids	1 (bid history) (with emails)
	Time left	Auction has ended.		Location	DEEP SOUTH
				Country	United States
	Started	Feb-29-00 22:27:19 PST		(mail this auction to a friend)
	Ends	Mar-07-00 22:27:19 PST		(request a gift alert)
	Seller (Rating)	southernice (49)
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	High bid	unclewoggie (9)
	Payment	Visa/MasterCard, Money Order/Cashiers Checks, Personal Checks, Other, See item description for payment methods accepted
	Shipping	Buyer pays fixed shipping charges, Seller ships internationally (worldwide), See item description for shipping charges
	Relist item	Seller: Didn't sell your item the first time? eBay will refund your relisting fee if it sells the second time around. Relist this item.

Yes you can now buy 10 fingers on ebay. All 10 fingers are white(sorry no black ones) and about 3 inches long. You can use them for many things. Some people have used them in rituals, magic, evil spells, cooking, satanic occults, and the everyday snack. These 10 fingers are all kept in a box somewhere in my kitchen. You might ask what it is you might do with 10 fingers, just use your imagination, the possibilities are endless. I am going to include some popular terms in here so that everyone searching will be able to find this auction. Let's start with sex, how about pictures, maybe hockey, or tennis, let's see..... we already said cooking and all that evil stuff....666, toys, pokemon, beanie babies, t-shirts, trucks, stamps, computers, movies, antiques, and the everpopular XXX or pornographic or adult movies. Thanks for taking interest in my auction, let your (or somebody else's) fingers do the walking. Don't sell your soul on ebay, sell your fingers, that is your lady fingers!!! That's right these are 10 scrumptious lady fingers that are commonly used in the recipie for Tiramisu that lovely dessert we all wish we knew it was. Hope I didn't confuse anyone.......happy bidding!!!!! Sorry no C.O.D.'s Winner pays .01 S/H and I will include a free recipie and the lovely tin that they are in. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, especially those who have used the search of body parts to find this auction. And if anyone thought this is a joke, then wait to read the feedback of the lucky winner who will say how much he/she enjoyed eating someoneelse's fingers. We don't accept any KKK or Nazi propaganda in exchange for more fingers, just money and the occasional FREE STUFF banners. VISA/MC accepted no AMEX because they aren't accepted here ar anywhere else that matters. If you are bored with this then hit the BACK PAGE button located at the top of your screen and file your complaints with ebay c/o southernice! Thank You

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On Feb-29-00 at 22:49:38 PST, seller added the following information:

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