eBay item 142879904 (Ends 08/13/99, 14:41:52 PDT) - REMOTE CONTROL FART MACHINE--CLICK TO LISTEN!

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REMOTE CONTROL FART MACHINE--CLICK TO LISTEN!

Item #142879904

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Lowest	$11.95	First bid	$11.95
Quantity	144	# of bids	2 (bid history) (with emails)
Time left	3 days, 21 hours +	Location	Florida
Started	08/06/99, 14:41:52 PDT	(mail this auction to a friend)
Ends	08/13/99, 14:41:52 PDT	(request a gift alert)
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Seller	funideas (271)
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Payment	Visa/MasterCard, Discover, Money Order/Cashiers Checks, Personal Checks, See item description for payment methods accepted
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Description

REMOTE CONTROLLED FART MACHINE

Caution: You may die laughing!

Click here to listen to a juicy fart!

Same product as seen on Howard Stern & Rosie O’Donnell Shows.

5 different fart sounds…works over 50 feet and thru walls.

This could possibly be the funniest invention ever. You can know fart anywhere and at anytime. Product has 5 different fart sounds ranging from innocent (whoops, was that me?) to downright disgusting.(Oh my God!) Product has 2 pieces, the remote transmitter (similar in size to a car alarm remote) and the speaker unit.(approx. 5” tall w/ 3” speaker) Radio transmitter and receiver has range of 50 feet and can even go through walls. Requires 4 “AAA” batteries. (not included)

Farting is fun! Always has been and always will be. Directions: Place noise making portion of the fart machine wherever you feel necessary.(double sided tape included) Keep the remote transmitter in the palm of your hand and activate with the press of a button when victim enters the fart zone. Watch victim as there face turns red.

Suggestions for use:

In shopping cart while girlfriend pushes

In bosses office while he is in meeting

Under Church pew

Inside baby’s diaper

In crowded elevator

In unsuspecting girlfriends purse

In unsuspecting friends backpack

The possibilities are endless!

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REMOTE CONTROL FART MACHINE--CLICK TO LISTEN! (Item #142879904)

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Minimum bid	$11.95

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