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Watch this item	Currently	$10,000,000.00		First bid	$0.99
	Quantity	1		# of bids	13 (bid history) (with emails)
	Time left	9 days, 18 hours +		Location	Washington DC
				Country	United States
	Started	Apr-24-00 15:38:26 PDT		(mail this auction to a friend)
	Ends	May-04-00 15:38:26 PDT		(request a gift alert)
	Seller (Rating)	fnname@aol.com (7)
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	High bid	fugueofshark (6)
	Payment	See item description for payment methods accepted
	Shipping	Will ship to United States only, See item description for shipping charges

Attention Citizens, Cuban boy approximately 5'0 tall, brown eyes, brown hair. Answers to the name Elian Gonzalez. Loves his big wheel and Batman. Dislikes federal agents with guns. Contact Attorney General Janet Reno for shipping instructions. Shipping overseas will not be done with raft service. Failure to pay bid will result in DEPORTATION!

ELIAN GONZALEZ FOR SALE! NO RESERVE!! Item #317033830   Current bid:   $10,000,000.00     Bid increment:   $100.00     Your maximum bid:       (Minimum bid: $10,000,100.00)     Note: Bids of $15000 or more require user verification with a credit card or alternative verification prior to placing a bid. Learn more. eBay will bid incrementally on your behalf up to your maximum bid, which is kept secret from other eBay users. The eBay term for this is proxy bidding.   Your bid is a contract - Place a bid only if you're serious about buying the item. If you are the winning bidder, you will enter into a legally binding contract to purchase the item from the seller.

How to Bid     1. Register to bid - if you haven't already. It's free!     2. Learn about this seller - read feedback comments left by others.     3. Know the details - read the item description and payment & shipping terms closely.     4. If you have questions - contact the seller fnname@aol.com before you bid.     5. Place your bid!     eBay purchases are insured.

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