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(to seller) (to bidder) If you are the seller or the high bidder - now what?	Currently	$2.51		First bid	$0.01
	Quantity	1		# of bids	10 (bid history) (with emails)
	Time left	Auction has ended.		Location	Over the border near San Diego
				Country	United States
	Started	Feb-06-00 20:13:53 PST		(mail this auction to a friend)
	Ends	Feb-13-00 20:13:53 PST		(request a gift alert)
	Seller (Rating)	grizel (39)
		(view comments in seller's Feedback Profile) (view seller's other auctions) (ask seller a question)
	High bid	lrayfield (0)
	Payment	See item description for payment methods accepted
	Shipping	Will ship to United States only, See item description for shipping charges
	Relist item	Seller: Didn't sell your item the first time? eBay will refund your relisting fee if it sells the second time around. Relist this item.

FINALLY! - THREE STEPS To eBAY INDEPENDANCE!!!

Due to questionable Mexican research practices this one of a kind item is now for sale in the United states only via the net! NOW AVAILABLE IN NON-DROWSY FORMULA! (2)

No more painful injections, or plucking, no more embarrassment telling your loved ones you bought their present on eBay. No more husband/wives threatening divorce if you don’t stop bidding. You’ll just stop bidding. Period. A normal life is within reach.

eBay, like Barbara Streisand, is a disruptive influence on families across the world. FREE YOURSELF! Regain spending sanity in three easy steps! In the long run save you much more than eBay addiction without treatment, these patches pay for themselves after only 230 applications!

Of course no treatment plan is foolproof, but with gradual lifestyle changes (4) most patients will have some form of recovery. (3)

HOW IT WORKS!
You simply apply the patch to your forehead and go! (5) It can be worn swimming, in aerobic workouts, horseback riding ? it’s safe and effective (6) no one will ever know!
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STEP ONE: $200 and over
The first step in the program, when utilized correctly (1), calms repetitive bidding of higher ticket items. If you do not bid on items higher than $200 then you may proceed to the next lower dosage. After two weeks, if you feel you have seen a significant curbing in your spending, continue to step two!

STEP TWO: $20-$200
For those with moderate addictions, this may be their starting step. Once your habit decreases from higher dollar items into this more moderate range, this level will continue your path to eBay freedom.

STEP THREE: Under $20
This is the longest step as this includes the majority of the knick-knack and Beanie-Baby price ranges. It is not unusual to wear this level of patch for over a year or more due to the fervent addiction levels present in such collectible circles.

You are bidding on a 2 month supply, 2 weeks worth f steps one and two, and a month of step 3. Delivery will be two weeks after our delivery envoys sneak under the fence into California.

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1 If cravings still exist, please go to the nearest television not located near an internet terminal and turn to the Home Shopping Channel. The combination of the patch and the sight of such well defined and shoddily made items should be enough to medicate the strongest of buyers.

2 Product should not be worn in (or exposed to) sunlight as it may cause undue swelling, itching, discoloration, scarring, and incurable fungal infection. Some monsterism may occur.

3 Side effects include dizziness, swelling, red splotches, rashes, acne, excema, dandruff, hyperactivity, folliclular

4 Lifestyle should changes include changing name to "Rhonda" and moving to Boca Raton, and settling down with a nice corporate accountant named "Steve".

5 The patch may be removed if a internet-access threat is not present. Simply reapply when cravings return.

6 this product is safely effective in 99.64% of cases where the patch augmented with severing internet access are combined.

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On Feb-09-00 at 09:06:04 PST, seller added the following information:

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If you're the seller or the high bidder - now what?

1. Contact each other. The seller (grizel) and the high bidder (lrayfield) should contact each other within three business days to discuss payment and shipping details.
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Details for the seller and high bidder(s):
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If the seller is unable to establish contact with the high bidder within 3 business days, the seller may contact the next highest bidder. Therefore, if the high bidder does not contact the seller within 3 business days of the end of the auction, he/she may lose the place as winning bidder, and be at risk for receiving negative feedback and/or a Non-Paying Bidder warning, both of which can ultimately lead to suspension from eBay.

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