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Hello my children, this is your master from up above. Some of you refer to me as God, some refer to me as Allah, some of you refer to me as Buddha. It doesnt matter, what matters is that I am retiring, and selling the planet earth to the highest bidder. I am moving on to pursue and create other planets. I will leave this in the hands of a responsible bidder only!! Selling points of my latest creation include:
- 3rd planet from the sun (149,600,000 km away)
- Orbital speed - 29.8 km/sec
- Diameter - 12,756 km
- Mass - 5.976e24 kg
- Population - 5 billion