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one pair of extra-large ears
Item #140800877
Miscellaneous:Equipment:General
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Currently $10,000,000.00 (reserve met) First bid $50.00
Quantity 1 # of bids 3 (bid history) (with emails)
Time left 6 days, 8 hours + Location Trailer Park, TN
Started 08/01/99, 23:42:41 PDT envelope (mail this auction to a friend)
Ends 08/08/99, 23:42:41 PDT [Gift Alert] (request a gift alert)
Seller powrtool (0) mask
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High bid nvearil (2)
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Description
ONE (1) SET OF EXTRA-LARGE EARS
used, but in good condition!



Now you too can own the ears of a warez god and pimp supreme. These ears have brought me fame and dominance in the world of IRC software piracy and made me a hit with all the ladies! I am a homie G from the projects and can therefore no longer afford this wonderful pair however! Do not pass up this opportunity to make the purchase of a lifetime!
- Suitable for piercing, pulling, biting, licking, etc.
- Makes a great birthday or anniversary gift!
- Striking resemblance to ears of the infamous Dumbo -- your friends will never know the difference!
- Free of excessive wax, hair, etc.
This picture unfortunately obscures the view of my right ear but you have my personal assurance that it is of equal or greater quality and size as my left ear!

SPECIAL BONUS!!!
If buyer pays shipping, I will include the high fashion eyeglasses included in this photo!! Custom-fitted to my ears, they are reportedly a major turn-on for many women, and also prevent me for squinting while smoking my crack and idling on IRC.

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one pair of extra-large ears (Item #140800877)

Current bid $10,000,000.00
Bid increment $100.00
Minimum bid $10,000,100.00

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