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(1) SET OF EXTRA-LARGE EARS
but in good condition!
Now you too can own the ears of a warez god and pimp supreme.
These ears have brought me fame and dominance in the world of IRC software
piracy and made me a hit with all the ladies! I am a homie G from
the projects and can therefore no longer afford this wonderful pair however!
Do not pass up this opportunity to make the purchase of a lifetime!
- Suitable for piercing, pulling, biting, licking, etc.
This picture unfortunately obscures the view of my right ear but
you have my personal assurance that it is of equal or greater quality and
size as my left ear!
- Makes a great birthday or anniversary gift!
- Striking resemblance to ears of the infamous Dumbo -- your friends
will never know the difference!
- Free of excessive wax, hair, etc.
If buyer pays shipping, I will include the high fashion
eyeglasses included in this photo!! Custom-fitted to my ears, they
are reportedly a major turn-on for many women, and also prevent me for
squinting while smoking my crack and idling on IRC.
one pair of extra-large ears (Item #140800877)
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