eBay item 145597342 (Ends 08/18/99, 18:27:09 PDT) - COW SEEDS! Grow your own Herd now!

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COW SEEDS! Grow your own Herd now!

Item #145597342

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Lowest	$1.50	First bid	$1.50
Quantity	1500	# of bids	2 (bid history) (with emails)
Time left	5 days, 22 hours +	Location	FROZEN TUNDRA of NORTH DAKOTA
Started	08/11/99, 18:27:09 PDT	(mail this auction to a friend)
Ends	08/18/99, 18:27:09 PDT	(request a gift alert)

Seller	artragious (52)
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Description

COW SEEDS !
"Grow your own Herd now !"COMPLETE STARTER KIT with INSTRUCTIONS !
Finally!, just when you where about to give-up due to high Milk prices .... Now there is a way! Now you can be a Dairy Farmer too! But buying those heifer's can be a real pain and expensive! Now you don't have to go to the cattle auction, bid on those Critter's, transport them home ... Now, you can just GROW your Own HERD! These COW SEEDS come with complete Growing Instructions, printed clearly on the "UDDER" side of the package! NO PROBLEM! Anyone can do it!
AND ... when little Johnny ask's "Dad, Where do Cows come from?" ... Dad no longer has to say "Ask your Mother." Now you can SHOW little Johnny ... "They come right from COW SEEDS, Johnny, here look!", as Dad pulls out a package of COW SEEDS! TERIFFIC, EASY TO CARRY, NOT-SEEN-ON-TV [yet!], and you can tell everyone that you got them on eBay!
One of the best gag/gifts ever! Great to "show" those friends who alway's doubt your statements - NOW YOU CAN SHOW THEM! Now, you have to "follow the Instructions" [especially #5 in the Instructions!] for success and these are "healty" in all Growing Climates!
Now on our DUTCH AUCTION, you can own as many as you want! At just $ 1.50 for each package, you will be wanting to get several. Pass them out at work, to your friends and relatives! You will be "utterly" suprised as to how many of your friends will JUST HAVE TO HAVE these! And, you COW LOVER'S, this is a MUST HAVE!
Your good Personal Check is WELCOMED ! and Postage is included with each order. Order all you want at just $ 1.50 per package. Immediate Shipping!
We extend our Personal MMMmmmmoooo's [that's THANKS! in "Cow"] and please "view" our other auction's here on eBay!
Have a Super-eBay-Day !

On 08/11/99 at 18:28:48 PDT, seller added the following information:

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