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|Rare!! Buy a college student's life! Wow!
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This is it! I'm offering my life for sale. You can have it all. My friends, my stories, even my very nice comic collection that amassed when I was thirteen that my dad never let me sell. Includes:
-Full set of friends. Watch their wacky antics and laugh at them, or with them!
-a boatload of pictures. Pictures mean memories people!
-a meeting with me once a week until you get your bearings straight reguarding my life. I'll fill you in on everything so you won't be stuck in that oh so embarresing "can't remember" situation.
-as an added bonus you can easily hook up with my ex girlfriends because you don't have to tell them you are me! Just make up a silly name and go at it!
-you can have fun with it! Live my life as I would lead it, or experiment, try to get me in trouble or maybe just maybe, create the lucky streak I've been looking for my entire life but havn't quite been able to find.
-Dispose of me or rent me out for menial tasks at a low low price!
Buyer pays shipping and handling for applicable items but I'll fly to wherever I'm needed at my own cost! Amazing!!
Fairly low reserve so happy hunting! Email me with any personal questions, pictures etc.
Rare!! Buy a college student's life! Wow! (Item #151726465)
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