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	Currently	$1,000,000.00		First bid	$1,000,000.00
	Quantity	1		# of bids	1 (bid history) (with emails)
	Time left	5 days, 1 hours +		Location	WORLDWIDE, EARTH
	Started	10/30/99, 20:46:16 PDT		(mail this auction to a friend)
	Ends	11/09/99, 19:46:16 PST		(request a gift alert)
	Seller	youcanbuytheinternet (0)
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	High bid	abstrait (1)
	Payment	Visa/MasterCard, American Express, Discover, Money Order/Cashiers Checks, COD (collect on delivery), Personal Checks, Online escrow, Other
	Shipping	Seller pays for shipping, Seller might ship to home country only. See item description for details

This is an auction for the Internet.

Yes, YOU can own THE ENTIRE INTERNET!

With over a hundred million users, the Internet is the largest computer network in the world. As estimated by professional business accountants, the total value of the Internet is so great that IT CAN NOT BE CALCULATED! In other words, THE INTERNET IS WORTH MORE THAN THE ENTIRE EARTH PUT TOGETHER!! Thus, the owner of the Internet is automatically THE RICHEST MAN(or woman) IN THE WORLD!

In addition to having the honor or being the richest person ever born, the owner of the internet gains many other privileges, including:

* Use Restriction - Does your next door neighbor play really loud music at night? GET REVENGE! Ban him from the Internet!

* Free Internet Access - Since you own it, you can use it for free...FOREVER!

* Domain Names - Want your homepage to be www.yahoo.com? It's yours FOR FREE!

* Taxation - Charge users by the hour or even by the packet! That'll teach those irc kiddies to ping flood!

* Administration - Close the Internet on your birthday(or when ever you feel like it)! Charge a per-computer fee for Internet use!

* Business - Have geocities-esque popup ads advertising your company on EVERY PAGE ON THE NET!

The Internet is a great buy at any price. Even if you have no interest in becoming a global force overnight, THE INTERNET MAKES A GREAT GIFT! The Internet would make a perfect Christmas(or Huachuca!) gift for:

- EVIL DICTATORS
- PORN ADDICTS
- WAREZ JUNKIES
- TERRORISTS

The initial price I have set for the 'net is a mere one million dollars. At this price, how can you not afford to buy it? You can make over a mil by annexing and then reselling ebay.com alone! As always, NO RESERVE!

Mail me at owner@theinternet.com if you have any questions! PLEASE, SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY!!!

Bidding

THE INTERNET - TRILLION DOLLAR VALUE!!! (Item #191367029)

Current bid	$1,000,000.00
Bid increment	$100.00
Minimum bid	$1,000,100.00

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